Great movie or greatest movie?
I’m undecided as to whether alcohol would destroy it or simply make it stronger.

EDIT: Please note that cardiomegalodon would either be a normal megalodon who wears a sweat band and is really into jogging or “Cardiomegalodon! The shark who could only love!”.

Great movie or greatest movie?

I’m undecided as to whether alcohol would destroy it or simply make it stronger.

EDIT: Please note that cardiomegalodon would either be a normal megalodon who wears a sweat band and is really into jogging or “Cardiomegalodon! The shark who could only love!”.

Sharp Potato!
Play this with people you don’t like! That way, sure someone might still lose an eye… but at least you’ll keep having fun!*
Face it, ocular trauma goes with sharp-throwing like head rolls go with a c-collar. 
Clipart potato from http://www.clker.com
*Assuming you are not the one to lose an eye.
And with that ends Sharp Week.
I miss it already! Maybe not as much as say bandage manufacturers miss it but still. ;(

Sharp Potato!

Play this with people you don’t like! That way, sure someone might still lose an eye… but at least you’ll keep having fun!*

Face it, ocular trauma goes with sharp-throwing like head rolls go with a c-collar.

Clipart potato from http://www.clker.com

*Assuming you are not the one to lose an eye.

And with that ends Sharp Week.

I miss it already! Maybe not as much as say bandage manufacturers miss it but still. ;(

3-Legged Sharp Race.
Sharp Week!

3-Legged Sharp Race.


Sharp Week!

Pin the Needle On the Junkie!
Don’t worry- the syringe is filled with Naloxone. We here at COTMOI do not endorse treating patient care as some kind of sick and twisted party game. No matter how hilarious it might be.
WOO SHARP WEEK!

Pin the Needle On the Junkie!

Don’t worry- the syringe is filled with Naloxone. We here at COTMOI do not endorse treating patient care as some kind of sick and twisted party game. No matter how hilarious it might be.


WOO SHARP WEEK!

What’s The Point?- The World’s 1st Sharp Dating Game!
I like it because it’s so vague. Are the contestants competing to date a sharp? Are the contestants sharps? Does the first date have to be sharp-centric?
Stay tuned for the season premiere in the Fall 2012 lineup!*

Font Spicy Rice from http://www.fontspace.com

* The presence or absence of this show in the actual Fall 2012 lineup will finally prove or disprove the existence of a loving God.

What’s The Point?- The World’s 1st Sharp Dating Game!

I like it because it’s so vague. Are the contestants competing to date a sharp? Are the contestants sharps? Does the first date have to be sharp-centric?

Stay tuned for the season premiere in the Fall 2012 lineup!*

Font Spicy Rice from http://www.fontspace.com

* The presence or absence of this show in the actual Fall 2012 lineup will finally prove or disprove the existence of a loving God.

Duck Duck Sharp. Classic.
Sharp Week- Not recommended for children under 3 years of age.
Duck from http://www.superstock.com/

Duck Duck Sharp. Classic.

Sharp Week- Not recommended for children under 3 years of age.


Duck from http://www.superstock.com/

Sharp Darts!
Dharps?
Anyway, you know that thing they say about it being all fun and games until someone loses an eye?
Totally true.

Stay tuned for more Sharp Week!

Sharp Darts!

Dharps?

Anyway, you know that thing they say about it being all fun and games until someone loses an eye?

Totally true.

Stay tuned for more Sharp Week!

Sharp Hide-and-Seek!
Not to be confused with Hide Sharp-and-Seek. Or Seek Sharp-and-Hide.
Props to whoever recognizes the bushes!
Sharp Week is pretty fun, right?

Sharp Hide-and-Seek!


Not to be confused with Hide Sharp-and-Seek. Or Seek Sharp-and-Hide.

Props to whoever recognizes the bushes!


Sharp Week is pretty fun, right?

Starting off Sharp Week with Sharp Tag!
You’re it!
Ow.
;)

Starting off Sharp Week with Sharp Tag!

You’re it!

Ow.

;)

Sharp week is here! That’s right ladies and gents, it is ON like GLUCAGON.
Unless you have a pheochromacytoma. In that case you should probably sit this one out.
JAWS poster from http://allan-cole.blogspot.com/2011/07/shark-that-ate-bunch-cole.html
Needle + Syringe from http://www.health.qld.gov.au/chrisp/resources/hollowbore.asp
Font from http://www.dafont.com/amity-jack.font

Sharp week is here! That’s right ladies and gents, it is ON like GLUCAGON.

Unless you have a pheochromacytoma. In that case you should probably sit this one out.

JAWS poster from http://allan-cole.blogspot.com/2011/07/shark-that-ate-bunch-cole.html

Needle + Syringe from http://www.health.qld.gov.au/chrisp/resources/hollowbore.asp

Font from http://www.dafont.com/amity-jack.font